Adam Warski

Inspiration
Andy Warski, the Adam Warski meme

Youtube Description
Legends speak of a man who stood for something. Those legends are not of this man. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I made this in an afternoon and thought it was funny. May or may not be based on true events. Presented without context.

Lyrics
There's a legend

That's sung in Rode Island

Told to children with faces of glee

'Bout a hero

And absolute madman

who bunged the shit out of that company

No more lotus or power nine bullshit

Those pedophiles knew it was nigh

That man got on a plane in Toranto

Got an AK or 4 and prepared to say hi

Adam Warski

Axe-wielding maniac

Hasbro you fuckers

We pray for your soul

Adam Warski

Getting away with it

Touch that boy's hole and you'll pay Adam's toll

He insisted the help of some dear friends

The time-traveling demon Sam Hyde

And vowed to eradicate Hasbro

They crashed the plane, kicked the door, went inside

There was blood on the ceiling

Screams echoed for miles

As Adam lay waste to his claim

And they rescued the boys and the girls who were slaves

And every last one of them chanted his name

Adam Warski

Hitler on steroids

Enacting upon Magic his genocide

Adam Warski

Hero of canada

We laughed and we laughed at how many had died

Adam Warski

Doin' it for free

He'll never stop on his valiant quest

Adam Warski

Might be a pseudonym

Touch that girl's chest and he'll strap on a suicide vest

Oh yes

Adam Warski

Murderous Psycopath

Cash all your cheques

Cause he's coming for Hollywood next

Trivia

 * This song isn't listed on his Bandcamp
 * According to the youtube description, this song was made in one afternoon